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Hop Forward
All beers in this section have pronounced hop notesBearded Flannel Cat
New England IPA - 7.5% ABV. Hazy, juicy hop bomb. Dare we say, {gulp}, it's a "stylish" beer? It's what all the hipsters are waiting in line for, with their cool beards and flannel shirts. Double dry hopped with Azacca, Monteuka, and Mosaic. Full Pour
$8
Half Pour
$6
Crowler
$16
Growler
$20
4 Pack
$20

Crazy X
Gluten Free Pale Ale - 5.8% ABV. Brewed with gluten free sorghum. Stylistically more like a New England IPA: hazy and fruity. This one is good enough to make you say "f gluten! Who needs it?" SERVED FROM A CAN.Full Pour
$8
4 Pack
$20
Gluten free

Draft Excluder
NEIPA - 6.4% ABV. We named this beer to draw attention to the plight of that one person on the team who has to take one for the team. Literally. Sometimes in the face, sometimes in the back, sometimes in the nether regions...We honor you, the true team player, soccer's true hero, the draft excluder. Copiously dry hopped with a blend of 5 hop varietals.Full Pour
Half Pour
Crowler
Growler
Funeral Jorts
DIPA - 8.5% ABV. An IPA with lots of everything: Flavor, aroma, mouthfeel. Ample additions of El Dorado, Columbus, Cascade, Citra, and Nectaron hops.Full Pour
$8
Crowler
$16
Growler
$20
4 Pack
$20
Haze Bro Intervention
Cold IPA - 6.5% ABV - Just one sip of the juice and you were down the rabbit hole. Luckily we have just the thing to ween you off. The question is, are you willing to accept the help that's being offered to you here today?Full Pour
$8
Half Pour
$6
Crowler
$16
Growler
$20
4 Pack
$20

OG Cushetunk
West Coast IPA - 6.7% ABV. Brewed with the most epic combination of dank hops, bro. This heady combination of Amarillo, Centennial, Simcoe and Nugget (of course) gives a piney flavor to this crushable West Coast IPA. Everyone says the good stuff comes from California, but we’re here to put NJ dankness on the map!Full Pour
$8
Half Pour
$6
Crowler
$16
Growler
$20
4 Pack
$20

Origami Dojo
New England IPA - 6.4% ABV. A BALANCED New England style IPA, sessionable but not lacking in aroma or body. Flavorful and fruity without being cloyingly sweet.Full Pour
$8
Half Pour
$6
Crowler
$16
Growler
$22
4 Pack
$20

The Tip
West Coast IPA - 7.5% ABV. Our first team beer. Matt, Fred, and Jeff spent a cold February day bringing our west coast IPA recipe to fruition, until Matt dropped a carboy and lost the tip of his finger. Luckily, just the tip…Full Pour
$8
Half Pour
$6
Crowler
$16
Growler
$20
4 Pack
Tropicaliana
Juicy Pale Ale - 5.3%ABV. Bursting with flavors of the tropics. Big notes of lime, guava, papaya, and passionfruit. Hopped with Motueka. Soft and smooth finish. Full Pour
4 pack

Not Hop Forward
All these beers are not hoppyCool Story M
American Blonde Ale - 4.9% ABV. She tells really cool stories. Some of them even have endings! A tribute to our beer-tender extraordinaire. Refreshing and balanced. Its "beer flavored beer!"Full Pour
$7
Half Pour
$5
Crowler
$14
Growler
$20
4 Pack
$16

Deemed Essential
Pilsner - 5.3% ABV. A traditional old-world style Pilsner hopped with Saaz and lagered for 8 weeks to produce a smooth, balanced, beer. Full Pour
$8
Half Pour
$6
4 pack
$18

Italian Pilsner
Italian Pilsner - 5.4% ABV. It’s like a German Pilsner that studied abroad in Italy, herbal notes and bright orange peel. A crisp finish, pale straw color.Full Pour
Half Pour
Payaso Oscuro
Mexican Amber Lager - 4.5% ABV. A supremely enjoyable, balanced dark lager. Malty with a caramel kiss. Muchos besos!Full Pour
$8
Half Pour
$6
4 Pack
$16

Wystouti
American Nitro Stout - 6.9% ABV. We honor Joe senior with a riff on his name. A whiff of coffee and chocolate with a silky-smooth mouth feel. On nitro!Full Pour
$8
Half Pour
4 Pack

Jazzy, Spicy, Tart, or Funky
Seltzer of the Week
Hard Seltzer - 5% ABV. Brewed with gluten free ingredients. Ask your server what's on!Full Pour
Half Pour
Crowler
Sour of the Week
Fruited Sour – 6.3% ABV. Crisp, tangy flavor that’s both tart and thirst-quenching. Ask your server what’s on!Full Pour
Half Pour
Crowler
Growler
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